never change

[waywardwind]

[He just got careless. And now he's paying for it in bed arrest.

... well, not for long, he thinks.





Now the problem is to how to bypass her...]

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[lethechained]

No. But sometimes they do need rest.

[Here, have a gentle pap.]

It'll do you some good.

[waywardwind]

Rest? More like bed arrest.

[FEEL FREE TO HIT HIM FOR THE PUN.]

[lethechained]

[She is too nice a girlfriend to hit him! She will, however, laugh in his face.]

That was terrible, Ven.

[Even if she was still genuinely amused.]

[waywardwind]

I am not going to stop making puns until I get out of bed.

[lethechained]

[Excuse her while she laughs even harder.]

Was that a threat? I'm so frightened now.

[No she isn't.]

[waywardwind]

Sleeping comes to me naturally, I could do it with my eyes closed.

[lethechained]

[Oh nooo, he's serious.]

That was just as bad. ... Maybe you could use the practice.

[waywardwind]

If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?

[SOONER OR LATER YOU NEED TO STOP HIM, NAMINE.]

[lethechained]

[Maybe later, she's busy trying to stifle her laughter.]

Is that the best you've got?

[waywardwind]

Did you know being crushed by large objects can be very depressing.

[HE WILL NOT STOP]

[lethechained]

[Okay, okay.]

[... Will he stop if she puts a finger on his lips?]

[waywardwind]

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes--

[!!!! Yep, that stops him.]

[lethechained]

Shhhh.

[Other hand raising a finger to her own lips.]

Don't strain yourself.

[waywardwind]

[... pouting at her now :|]

[lethechained]

[Smiiiiiiiiiling.]

[Will a kiss on the nose help?]

[waywardwind]

[Only if it gets him an actual smooch later!]

[lethechained]

[Weeeeell she's officially removed her hands, so that's an option.]

[The only question is whether or not he's going to be a good boy and shut up. <3]

[waywardwind]

[Icon face.]

... can I continue making puns now?

[Nope, you gotta shut him up.]

[lethechained]

....

No.

[Not that she's eager to reward poor behavior, but.]

[Here, Ven, have a 'shut up' smooch.]

[waywardwind]

[Just as planned. I mean what. But he'll graciously shut up with that.]

[lethechained]

[Wow such trickery. GOOD, he'd better shut up - especially cause she kind of lingers a moment before drawing away.]

[You done with the puns yet, Ven?]

[waywardwind]

[.... if he makes more puns does he get more shut up kisses :|a]

[lethechained]

[... Maybe she'll slap him instead. Did you think of that?]



[(No yeah he'd get more shut up kisses.)]

[waywardwind]

[Beat.]



Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[lethechained]

[Yeah no she doesn't even let him get the whole way through that one.]

[+1 smooch.]