never change

[waywardwind]

[He just got careless. And now he's paying for it in bed arrest.

... well, not for long, he thinks.





Now the problem is to how to bypass her...]

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[lethechained]

[Oh nooo, he's serious.]

That was just as bad. ... Maybe you could use the practice.

[waywardwind]

If you lose your hearing, is it ear replaceable?

[SOONER OR LATER YOU NEED TO STOP HIM, NAMINE.]

[lethechained]

[Maybe later, she's busy trying to stifle her laughter.]

Is that the best you've got?

[waywardwind]

Did you know being crushed by large objects can be very depressing.

[HE WILL NOT STOP]

[lethechained]

[Okay, okay.]

[... Will he stop if she puts a finger on his lips?]

[waywardwind]

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes--

[!!!! Yep, that stops him.]

[lethechained]

Shhhh.

[Other hand raising a finger to her own lips.]

Don't strain yourself.

[waywardwind]

[... pouting at her now :|]

[lethechained]

[Smiiiiiiiiiling.]

[Will a kiss on the nose help?]

[waywardwind]

[Only if it gets him an actual smooch later!]

[lethechained]

[Weeeeell she's officially removed her hands, so that's an option.]

[The only question is whether or not he's going to be a good boy and shut up. <3]

[waywardwind]

[Icon face.]

... can I continue making puns now?

[Nope, you gotta shut him up.]

[lethechained]

....

No.

[Not that she's eager to reward poor behavior, but.]

[Here, Ven, have a 'shut up' smooch.]

[waywardwind]

[Just as planned. I mean what. But he'll graciously shut up with that.]

[lethechained]

[Wow such trickery. GOOD, he'd better shut up - especially cause she kind of lingers a moment before drawing away.]

[You done with the puns yet, Ven?]

[waywardwind]

[.... if he makes more puns does he get more shut up kisses :|a]

[lethechained]

[... Maybe she'll slap him instead. Did you think of that?]



[(No yeah he'd get more shut up kisses.)]

[waywardwind]

[Beat.]



Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

[lethechained]

[Yeah no she doesn't even let him get the whole way through that one.]

[+1 smooch.]

[waywardwind]

[Grins against that smooch. He can get used to this.]

[lethechained]

[Suuuuch a cheater, Ven.]

[Too bad she's smiling, too.]

/backflips to bed

[waywardwind]

[He pulls away after a while with a grin.]

So if I just want kisses, all I need to do is make horrible puns?

o/ ;; G'NIGHT C'YA BE SAFE <333333333333333333333 sleep good

[lethechained]

No, not really. One of these times I'll get fed up with you, and then what will you do?

/rubs face on

[waywardwind]

...

... you'd get fed up with me?

[8C]

/squishes!!!! <3333333333

[lethechained]

....

[She just. Takes a moment to look at him, lets out a sigh - touches his face very gently.]

No, Ven. Of course not. I'm sorry, that was in poor taste.